Why is the world such a cruel b*tch mother?

recently my parents just died in a tragic car crash involving an 1974 Ford Pinto with a gas malfunction that immediatly bursted the car into flames and trapped my parents in a death grip. I once heard the saying: "Lifes a garden, can u dig it?" what a crock of crap. i'm going to drive my car into on coming traffic tomarrow at the crack of dawn. good bye cruel world